Pumpkin alert.

I once dated a woman with ample...assets whose ancestry was Portugese. She was quite a bit smarter than the women in this story. Telegraph of the UK

C-BS propagates a moonbat-created rumor. HR 161 is authored and co-sponsored by Democrats in the House, including Rangel and McDermott. RatherBiased.com | News | CBS Promotes Draft Hoax